When in Big Political Trouble apply the Great Philosophy and Humanity or Cowmanity that Cows in the fields and prairies teach us. They have a lot of Wisdom. And are not so prejudiced, bigoted, partisan and stubborn as human beings. They are more patient and productive than a House of Representatives.
One can't milk the cow and eat it at the same time.
In jail you don't have to milk the cow.
Sacred cows make the best hamburgers.
All is not butter that comes from the cow.
Whoever needs milk, bows to the animal.
Milk the cow, but do not pull off the udder.
Greatness alone in not enough, or the cow would outrun the hare.
He who lets the goat be laid on his shoulders is soon after forced to carry the cow.
Parties who want milk should not seat themselves on a stool in the middle of the field in hopes that the cow will back up to them.
There's something about getting up at 5 a.m., feeding the stock and chickens, and milking a couple of cows before breakfast that gives you a lifelong respect for the price of butter and eggs.