Willy Wonka should be the "General Secretary" of the Republican Party, with the help of the Oompa-Loompas that work in that factory, or use the Munchkins that received Dorothy after her house landed in the Magical Land of Oz ( and its wizard ).
Republican CAROUSELS in Children's Parks, Science, Technology, Political Dinosaurs and :
Definition in the "Free Dictionary" ( for CAROUSEL ) :
1. A merry-go-round, as one at an amusement park.
2. A circular conveyor on which objects are displayed or rotated: a baggage carousel in an airport.
3. A tournament in which knights or horsemen engaged in various exercises and races.
1. (Miscellaneous Technologies / Photography) a circular magazine in which slides for a projector are held: it moves round as each slide is shown
2. a rotating conveyor belt for luggage, as at an airport
3. the usual US and Canadian name for merry-go-round
4. (Historical Terms) History a tournament in which horsemen took part in races and various manoeuvres in formation
[from French carrousel, from Italian carosello, of uncertain origin]
The Republican Candidates are a CAROUSEL of Jurassic Park Dinosaurs.
This is also very similar to "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory", a 1964 children's book by British author Roald Dahl.
Everything is absurd in the Chocolate Factory, similar to the Republican Tea Party.
And thinking of the Republican Candidates in the Magic Land of OZ :
Who of them needs a heart, a brain, and courage to stand for Truth and Morality, instead of pandering to bigots and idiots ??